The Sarcastic Sartorialist

Hi, I'm Maria and this is my personal style blog. My favorite part of the day is doing my makeup and putting together an outfit. This generally happens around 8:30 a.m. The rest of the day is downhill from there, so there's that.
Ann Taylor Loft white cardigan with blue polka dots, Forever 21 drapey tank top, AG Stevie Ankle jeans in coral, Steve Madden Banditt boots in cognac.
(Same makeup as prior)

Ann Taylor Loft white cardigan with blue polka dots, Forever 21 drapey tank top, AG Stevie Ankle jeans in coral, Steve Madden Banditt boots in cognac.

(Same makeup as prior)

Anthropologie orange button down shirt with billowy quarter sleeves, Loft jeggings, Steve Madden Banditt boots, Banana Republic Leo/Lion necklace

Makeup: MAC Fleur Power blush, MAC Feline eyeliner, MAC Satin Taupe and Legendary Black eyeshadows, MAC Wildly Lush plushglass, Benefit They’re Real mascara

look who went blonde! me!

Anthropologie green button front dress, Calvin Klein greige tights, Aldo Perchinski boots in camel, Forever 21 gray button down cardigan.

Makeup: MAC Fleur Power blush, MAC Brave lipstick, MAC Teddy eyeliner, MAC Naked Lunch and Mulch eyeshadows, Benefit They’re Real Mascara

Kelly green long sleeve tee from J.Crew, royal blue American Eagle skinny jeans, black Converse All Stars.
Makeup: MAC Fleur Power blush, MAC Corduroy and Mulch eyeshadows, MAC Raven eyeliner, Benefit They’re Real mascara, Fresh Sugar Lip Treatment

Kelly green long sleeve tee from J.Crew, royal blue American Eagle skinny jeans, black Converse All Stars.

Makeup: MAC Fleur Power blush, MAC Corduroy and Mulch eyeshadows, MAC Raven eyeliner, Benefit They’re Real mascara, Fresh Sugar Lip Treatment

Today I decided to dress like I am going to meet a much younger man for dinner.

Cheetah-print open-back dress from Urban Outfitters, red scarf from Banana Republic, black cardigan from Forever 21, black opaque tights from Ann Taylor Loft, black animal print cap heel flats from Ann Taylor Loft.

Makeup: MAC Mulch eyeshadow, Sephora black eyeliner, Benefit They’re Real mascara, MAC Fleur Power blush, NARS Female Trouble lipgloss.

Hair/Makeup Focus for today.
Makeup:
MAC Studio Fix Powder (NC30)
MAC Blush Ombre in Vintage Grape
Benefit Brow Zings in Dark
MAC eyeshadow in Unflappable
Urban Decay 24/7 Glide eyeliner in Perversion
Benefit They’re Real Mascara
NARS Lipgloss in Female Trouble
Hair:
Bumble and bumble unTexturizing Creme
Bumble and bumble does it all Styling Spray

Hair/Makeup Focus for today.

Makeup:

  • MAC Studio Fix Powder (NC30)
  • MAC Blush Ombre in Vintage Grape
  • Benefit Brow Zings in Dark
  • MAC eyeshadow in Unflappable
  • Urban Decay 24/7 Glide eyeliner in Perversion
  • Benefit They’re Real Mascara
  • NARS Lipgloss in Female Trouble

Hair:

  • Bumble and bumble unTexturizing Creme
  • Bumble and bumble does it all Styling Spray
Old Navy Chambray button-down shirt, Madewell magenta skinny jeans, Target taupe suede oxfords.

Old Navy Chambray button-down shirt, Madewell magenta skinny jeans, Target taupe suede oxfords.

Ann Taylor Loft animal print cropped cardigan, Forever 21 drapey tank, Old Navy black legging, DV by Dolce Vita brown motorcycle boots, gray ankle socks.

Oh yes, I’m wearing white pants in the winter. If we can wear white coats, white gloves, white dresses and white tights in the winter, we can most certainly wear white jeans.
Uniqlo white jeans, Deere boots from Aldo, Gap gray flutter sleeve tee, Loehmann’s tuxedo blazer, Banana Republic scarf.

Oh yes, I’m wearing white pants in the winter. If we can wear white coats, white gloves, white dresses and white tights in the winter, we can most certainly wear white jeans.

Uniqlo white jeans, Deere boots from Aldo, Gap gray flutter sleeve tee, Loehmann’s tuxedo blazer, Banana Republic scarf.

I’m back for the first time in 2012! Big news: I got an asymmetrical haircut! The pic doesn’t really do it justice, but I’m starting to love it.

Army green Victoria Secret utility vest, gray long-sleeved shirt from Aerie, black leggings from Old Navy, black buckle strap boots from Aldo.

Nails: Bobbing for Baubles, Essie. 

Makeup: MAC Fleur Power blush, Benefit They’re Real Mascara, MAC Pervette lipstick, MAC Nocturnelle, Carbon and Swish eyeshadows.